Spike Jones - Happy New Year

Önskar alla ...
... Ett Gott Spikat Nytt År.

Spike Jones & his City Slickers
Happy New Year

Spike Jones - Happy New Year
"This is my New Year's resolution:
When my mother-in-law begins to yell and shout
Through the window I would like to throw her out.
But I resolve not to do it, here is why:
I'm afraid of hitting someone passing by.
This is my New Year's resolution.

When I'm at the movies watching a love seen
And a lady's hat is blocking half the screen
I resolve not to shout, "Take off that hat!"
I'll remove it gently with a baseball bat.
This is my New Year's Resolution.

When I take a lovely lady out to eat
And she orders caviar instead of meat
I resolve to let the lady have her fill.
And of course I'll also let her pay the bill.
This is my New Year's Resolution.

When I'm sitting with my wifey on a bus
And a dear old lady stands in front of us
I resolve to be a gentleman discreet.
I'll politely offer her my wifey's seat.
This is my New Year's Resolution.

When my mother says, "Come in, it's time to eat."
And I keep on playing games out in the street
I resolve to rush right home now when I'm called
Cause my pop just got a hairbrush and he's bald.
This is my New Year's Resolution.

On the radio this year I hope to score
With some funny jokes you've never heard before.
I resolve not to tell a corny joke.
Hello, what's that? The church burned down? Holy smoke!
This is my New Year's Resolution.

In this coming year I'm going to be discreet.
Have the Slicker's playing music soft and sweet.
I resolve to treat Tchaikovsky tenderly
And set his second movement with TNT.
This is my New Year's Resolution."

tack vare mrdante

Spike Jones - Ya Wanna Buy A Bunny

Julafton ...
Missnöjd med presenterna ...
Well it's so funny ...
What You do hunny ...

En Riktig God Jul.
Till alla


Spike Jones & his Bunny Slickers
Ya Wanna A Buy A Bunny

Spike Jones Collection - Little Bo Peep Has Lost Her Jeep

Det här är väldigt vanligt.
9 av tio råkar ut för det.
Men mister du en står det ...
Eller så kan du köpa ...
Då är det värre med ismaskiner ...
Dom är svårare att ersätta.


Spike Jones & his City Slickers
Little Bo Peep Has Lost Her Jeep

Spike Jones - Pass The Biscuits Mirandy

Mirandy hon var ett riktigt kex ...
Eller var det Kexandy ...
.. som var ett riktigt Mir ...
Äsch vi låter Spike(n) köra låten ...

Spike Jones & the City Slickers
Pass The Biscuits Mirandy

Spike Jones Collection - Wild Bill Hiccup

Stegen är inte långt borta nu.
Stegen av den stora stora tomtefaren.
Stegen är inte heller så långa mellan Vilde Spiken ...
.. och Vilde Billen ...
Så vare så goda ...
Glöm inte bort
.. att fira the creator of PCL Link Dump ....

Spike Jones & his City Slickers
Wild Bill Hiccup

Spike Jones Collection - Late Late Late Movies

Julen är inte bara drömmar om en vit ...
.. och en massa go' dricka,
Nej, nej, nej ... julen är också hög tiden för film.
Man är ledig, man kan stanna uppe länge ...
Man kan se Gaga Zzzazabor i

The Late Late Late Movies
Spike Jones & the City Slickers

Spike Jones Collection - Clink Clink Another Drink

Gårdagens önskan om en vit jul, gällde bara snön ...
Jag tycker vi alla är värda något gott att dricka. Vad sägs om en läckert skummande julöl, en snaps till sillen och som avslutning på julen lite härligt nybryggt bandykaffe ...

Dagens Spik handlar dock om andra drinkar ....
.. gurgel, gurgel ... hick, hick ...

Spike Jones with Mel Blanc
Clink Clink Antother Drink

Spike Jones Collection - White Christmas Medley

Utanför stämmer verkligheten med dikten. Snön ligger faktiskt vit på Brahegatans tak. Huruvida tomten är vaken det vet i arton men Spike(n) han kör på för fullt. Här mixas det som vanligt friskt och skönt och är det inte så att vi alla drömmer om en vit jul, det ska vara snö på mark och tak. Det ska vara en Vajt Kristmäs ...

Spike Jones & his Snow Slickers
White Christmas Medley

Spike Jones Collection - Nuttin' for Christmas

Robert, va tiden går sakta. En hel vecka kvar.
Snart är väl alla julklappar under granen av nyfikenhet sönderskakade.

"So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas."

Spike Jones & his City Slickers
Nuttin' for Christmas

Spike Jones Collection - Lulu Had A Baby

Vi spikar vidare.

Dags för den lilla historien om Lulu ...

Spike Jones & his City Slickers

Lulu Had A Baby

Spike Jones Collection - Christmas Alphabet Medley

Nu är det bara några bokstäver kvar till Julafton.
Julens ABC.
A is for ..., B is for ......

Spike Jones & his City Slickers
Christmas Alphabet Medley

Spike Jones Collection - The Sound Effect Man

Den 14 december 1911.
En stor dag i musikhistorien.
Kanske den största.
Då föddes Lindley Armstrong ...
Mer känd under namnet Spike Jones.
Spike Jones "the soundeffect man".
14 december 1911.
En glädjens dag ...



Spike Jones & his City Slickers
The Sound Effect Man

Spike Jones Collection - Never Hit Your Grandma with a Shovel

Natten går tunga fjät ...
Och alla steg går mot julafton.
Vill du ha många julklappar?
Då är det bara att följa dagens lugna och goda råd.
Från din egen musikdoktor ... Spike(n)
Ska du slå farmor gör det inte med ...

Spike Jones & his City Slickers
Never Hit Your Grandma with a Shovel

Spike Jones Collection - I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas

Efter gårdagens finsmakade ...
Återvänder vi idag till julen och dess budskap.
Julen går ju ut på att få så många paket som möjligt.
Den som får flest och störst vinner ...
Första priset blir ett besök hos både
Clas Olsson och Robert Lind i Kramfors.

Dagens Spik ...

Spike Jones & his City Slickers.
I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas

Spike Jones Collection - Der Fuehrers Face

En riktig söndagsklassiker.
Lika klassisk som söndagssteken.
Spike Jones när han som bäst.
Spike(n) i kistan för Adolf.

"In 1942 Walt Disney made a propaganda cartoon called "Donald Duck in Nutzi Land". It contained the song "Der Fuehrer's Face" which was released as a single. It reached number 2. It is said that even Hitler heard it ..."

Spike Jones & the City Slickers
Der Fuehrers Face

Spike Jones - Der Fuehrers Face
Spike Jones & His City Slickers

Note: Each "heil heil" is accompanied by what is variously
called "the bird", "the raspberry", or "the Bronx cheer"
CHORUS
When der fuehrer says we is de master race
We heil heil right in der fueher's face
Not to love der fuehrer is a great disgrace
So we heil heil right in der fuehrer's face

When Herr Goebbels says we own the world and space
We heil heil right in Herr Goebbels' face
When Herr Goring says they'll never bomb dis place
We heil heil right in Herr Goring's face
Are we not he supermen Aryan pure supermen
Ja we are the supermen (super duper supermen)
Is this Nutsy land so good
Would you leave it if you could
Ja this Nutsy land is good
We would leave it if we could
We bring the world to order
Heil Hitler's world to order
Everyone of foreign race
Will love der fuehrer's face
When we bring to the world dis order

CHORUS

INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE

CHORUS (slows down like a dying tape cassette on the last line)

Spike Jones Collection - The Man on the Flying Trapetz

Tiden fram ...
Vägen dit ...
Till Julaftonen.
Kan vara en balansgång.
En balansgång mellan hip och hopp ..
.. eller mellan hopp och tro ..
Livet fram till dagen-D är ...
.. som Spike(ns) ...
.. trapetsövning.

Spike Jones and his City Slickers ...
The Man on the Flying Trapeze

The Man on the Flying Trapeze
(As performed by Doodles Weaver)

As the crowd roars, to the center ring steps our fractured baritone.
Are you in voice Winstead?
I believe I am in voice.
(pitch pipe)
*sings out of tune* OOOWWWWWOOOOO
professor?
(pitch pipe)
*sings out of tune* OOOWWWWWOOOOO

Ohhh..... hunce I was wappy uh, Once I was sappy uh, Sap I was wussy... no,
no, no...
Once I was happy, buts now I borlorn, uh,
Lorn I fow mow, uh, Sigh on lie now, uh, Nylons are free.... No, no...
Now I'm forlorn...
(pitch pipe)
*sings out of tune* OOOWWWWWOOOOO

Like an old goat... Oh no, not a goat, that's an animal.
Like an old coat that is tornered and tat, uh.... teetered and tonned,
uh... tattered and tipped, uh... tap with a toupee, uh... ripped!
(pitch pipe)
*sings out of tune* OOOWWWWWOOOOO

Left in this wide world to sleep and to snore, uh... to weep and to mourn,
Betreaned by a jade in her means. No. Bemeaned by a trade for some
jeans.
No. Bejeaned by a teen with some jade. No. Betrayed by a maid in her
teens.
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...................

He floats by his hair. Ooh. Not by his hair. That would hurt!
Speaking of hair, a man came up to me and said,
"Doodles, your hair is getting thin."
And I said, "Well, who wants fat hair?"
THAT'S A KILLER!!!!!
(pitch pipe)
*sings out of tune* OOOWWWWWOOOOO

He floats through the air with the aidest of grease, with the latest of
fleas, uhh... with plates full of cheese.
No, no. With the birds and the bees, uhh... he can't miss.
(pitch pipe)
*sings out of tune* OOOWWWWWOOOOO

The manning young dare, uh, the daring young mare,
He's not a horse, that's silly. He'd break his neck.
The fanny young dan, The danny young fan, He's an awful old ham,
uh, he's a young fellow 'bout my age.
You know, a funny thing happened, a man came up to me and said,
"Doodles, Doodles, did you leave home?
I said, "I left home."
He said, "Did you put the cat out?"
I said, "I didn't know he was on fire!"
THAT'S A KILLER!!!!!
(pitch pipe)
*sings out of tune* OOOWWWWWOOOOO

The daring young man on the flapping tripeze, uh,
treezing triflaps, uh, trying flip flips, uh, flipping triflop,
uh, flapping trivalve, HORIZONTAL BARS!
(pitch pipe)
*sings out of tune* OOOWWWWWOOOOO

His grations are axle, no. His actions are horrible, no. He's very good.
All girls he doth please.
But, my wuv he hath lollen astay. No. The dove's in the hayloft away.
No.
I'm on the Road to Mandalay. No, hey hey hey!
No, now. Did you hear about the owl that married a goat?
They had a hootenanny!
THAT'S A KILLER!!!!!
(pitch pipe)
*sings out of tune* OOOWWWWWOOOOO

HE'S THE MAN ON THE FLYING TRAPEEEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spike Jones Collection - Lovely Bunch of Coconuts

Glöm skinkan, sillen, syltan, köttbullarna, korvarna, ölen, snapsen, laxen och "lutbordet".
Det enda som gäller på julbordet är numera cocosnöten ...
helt allergisäker och perfekt för alla som inte tål se nappen ....

Så ta fram pappas hammare och håll takten med den ... och njut av

Spike(n) Jones
Lovely Bunch of Coconut

Tycker du att du hört den förut, då kan det vara Povel Ramels version. Povel hade också problem med att få upp sin ...

Spike Jones Collection - Roudolf the Red Nose Reindeer

Julen är röd likt en bandyboll, likt julens mest kända näsa ... Rudolfs ..
Dagen spik är inget för V75. Men musikaliskt är detta en liten gullig julsång, framfört av mr Spike himself, likt ett ljuvligt cirkusnummer ....

Spike Jones and his City Slickers
Roudolf the Red Nose Reindeer.

Spike Jones Collection - All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

Vi spikar vidare i Spike Jones underbara värld och vad vore
en "Julkalender" utan låtar om och kring julen?
Ingenting.
Stämningslöst.
Så idag kan jag gladeligen presentera en sanslös julklappsönskning signerad Spiken Jones.

Läjdis änd gäntlemän ...

Spike Jones & His City Slickers med
All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

Spike Jones Collection - Beetlebomp

Trots årstiden, lite fågelkvitter.
Lite kastruller?
Oooops fluortanten kommer, skölj skölj skölj.
Sen bär det av i 180 ...
Nu blir det rena rama V75 ...
Häng på, don't miss ...
Tre minuter, 18 sekunder med ...

Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Beetlebomp

Spike Jones Collection - Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavour

Strictly for Music Lovers.
Ni andra kan klicka er vidare.
Men det tuggar på. Julen kommer närmare och det firar jag med en riktig Spike-klassiker.
Den svenska versionen har du säkert hört?
AB Svenska Ord gjorde om den till "Vad i helvete har dom för sig i banken efter tre?"
Den frågan har vi inte fått svaret på ännu, men ...

NU ÄNTLIGEN

Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavour

Spike Jones Collection - Cocktails For Two

"Welcome, music lovers, to the cheerfully deranged world of Spike Jones and his City Slickers. There's gunshots and cowbells aplenty, not to mention class hostility, first-rate musicianship, subverted expectations, hair-trigger timing, and more ..."

Music lovers, dagens godaste bit ...

Spike Jones & His City Slickers ...
.. Cocktail For Two

Spike Jones - Cocktails For Two (lyrics)

In some secluded rendezvous,
That overlooks the avenue,
With someone sharing a delightful chat,
Of this and that,
And cocktails for two.

As we enjoy a cigarette,
To some exqiuisite chansonette,
Two hands are sure to slyly meet beneath a serviette,
With cocktails for two.

My head may go reeling,
But my heart will be o-be-di-ent,
With in-tox-i-cat-ing kisses,
For the principal in-gre-di-ent,

Most any afternoon at five,
We'll be so glad we're both alive,
Then maybe fortune will complete her plan,
That all began
with cocktails for two

Spike Jones Collection - Hawaiian War Chant (Ta-Hu-Wa-Hu-Wai)

"As the sun pulls away from the shore,
and our boat sinks slowly in the west,
we approach the island of Lu-lu,
spelled backwards, Ul-ul.
Ah !!
in the distance we hear ...."

I min hyllningsserie till "the one and only" ...
Dags för ännu en klassiker ...

Spike Jones & His Waki Wakakians
Hawaiian War Chant ...

Spike Jones Collection - Tiger Rag

Spike Jones was born Lindley Armstrong Jones on december 14, 1991 in Long Beach California. He grew up to become one of the greatest and most influential musical satirists of the 20th century. In the 1940s, Jones put together a top-flight organization of musicians and comedy performers and called them "The City Slickers". Jones had many many a top 10 hit during his heyday with such song parodies as "Yes We Have No Bananas", "Der Fuhrer's Face" and "Cocktails For Two" among many others.

I min "hyllningsserie" till "the one and only". Dags för det första bidraget ... Spike Jones & The City Slickers
med klassiska Tiger Rag ...